Talking Animals

A cowboy ventriloquist rode into town. He spotted a ranch hand sitting on the steps of the General Store with his dog and decided to have some fun.

Cowboy: Howdy pardner. That's a cool dog. Mind if I speak to him? Rancher:That dog don't talk! Cowboy: Hey dog, how's it going? Dog:Doin' alright. Rancher:

Cowboy: Is this your owner? Dog: Yep Cowboy: How's he treat you? Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play. Rancher:

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse? Rancher:Horses don't talk! Cowboy: Hey horse, how's it going? Horse: Cool. Rancher:

Cowboy:Is this your owner? Horse: Yep Cowboy: How's he treat you? Horse:Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements. Rancher:

Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep? Rancher: Them sheep aint nothin' but liars!!

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