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"I'm going duck hunting." the son replied. About an hour later, the son came back with a armful of ducks.
Next day the father is sitting on his front porch. Sees his son walking by with some chicken wire. Ask the kid, "hey son, where are you going with that chicken wire?"
"I'm going chicken hunting." the son replied. About an hour later, the son came back with a armful of chickens.
The next day the father is sitting on his front porch. Sees his son walking by with some pussy willows.
"Wait up son, I'll get my boots!"