This, apparently, is the phone message one hears when calling the "Psyciatric Hotline"... Origin: Unknown...
"Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline;
- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly...
- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you...
- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6 now...
- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want - Just stay on the line until we can trace the call...
- If you are a schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press...
- If you are manic-depressive, it dosen't matter which number you press - No one will answer...
And, by all means, Have a nice day!!"