Psychology Hotline


This, apparently, is the phone message one hears when calling the "Psyciatric Hotline"... Origin: Unknown...

"Hello, and welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline;

- If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly...

- If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you...

- If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6 now...

- If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want - Just stay on the line until we can trace the call...

- If you are a schizophrenic, listen very carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press...

- If you are manic-depressive, it dosen't matter which number you press - No one will answer...

And, by all means, Have a nice day!!"


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